Dr Phil Hammond, GP and broadcaster

Scare everyone to get yourself elected, then do exactly what you warned against. On 28 April 1997, Tony Blair said another Tory Government ïwould mean there would not be a National Health Service worth the name in five yearsÍ time. Brick by brick they have been dismantling the foundations on which the NHS stands. If they win, they will have a licence to kill the NHS as we know it.Í Five years later, New Labour are rebuilding NHS hospitals with exorbitant PFI loans and offering franchises for elective surgery to American and German firms.

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